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The ocean at different places at the same beach on the same day.  It’s crazy how different it looks!

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Anonymous said: What's the weirdest thing someone has told you they masturbated with?

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From women?

Vacuum cleaner handle
Screwdriver
Curling irons
Rat tail combs
Beef hot dogs
Washing machines
Mother’s vibrator
Candles

The most popular answer are pillows. I’ve always wondered how you can grind your bare pussy on a pillow and get it all wet and creamy and then sleep on the bitch afterward. Don’t you have caked up pussy secretions that get all crusty?

I couldn’t put my head on a pillow after jzzing on it

It’s defiled after that. 

"I couldn’t put my head on a pillow after jizzing on it"

lmfaoo. 

Different pillows for different uses. 

So what you saying is you have a special masturbation pillow. 

Do you have that pillow on your bed with the other pillows or do you store it somewhere else.

Just sitting in the corner smelling like pussy. 

I wonder if the other pillows tease it.

"Gary sitting over there looking depressed with pussy crust on his forehead"

**other pillows simultaneously erupt into laughter**

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Man look 😂😂😂😂😂

wtf I shouldn’t be reblogging this.

lucidnee

Lollllll

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Is anyone gonna acknowledge that ladies are masturbating with RAT TAIL COMBS!!?? The fuck is that shit doing other than poking holes in ya pussy?

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